Kristian

an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face

wow that kristian is such a cunt

by pinchpunchfirstdayofthemonth June 22, 2020

Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

Kristian

He is the real king savage and he’s very sexy and cool and he owns everyone because he is king savage. He is also god

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by Iamkingsavage December 8, 2020

Kristian

The gayest guy you know.

You're a kristian my guy!

by FunkyChunk13 October 28, 2020

kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

Kristian and Ava

100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.

-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!

-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.

by FallenAngel278 November 20, 2021

Kristian Gjerstad

cool guy

Kristian Gjerstad is a cool guy

by Helmax Egon February 1, 2019