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krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.
Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
by lyla1315 February 3, 2015
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Krinkle star

Caregiver to old man. Come on honey time to wipe your Krinkle star.
by Gongfarmer26 August 15, 2016
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kriglet

When someone is acting like a total boul or idiot. A kriglet is someone who is smart, but does a dumb thing.
Wow dad, you're such a kriglet, you could have really scraped up that car
by Young Boul12 July 10, 2017
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Krinkle Puffing

when someone puts cocaine and marijuana on a guy's dick that just got done with anal sex with some shit leftover on it, then proceeds to light the dick on fire then smokes it
Pablo just gone done krinkle puffing Jamie's sister, and his house burnt down.
by big fat kock October 11, 2019
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kriggler

One who performs the action of kriggle (a crying giggle squeak)
She kriggles nonstop such a kriggler, worlds best kriggler
by Krampus3059 November 23, 2020
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krunglebug

Oh man that is so Krunglebug
by Madreefer July 14, 2021
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Kringe

A black Karen, basically someone that acts like the definition of a white Karen, but that is of black decent, especially when their name is Karen or their name starts with a "K". This is a person with low IQ, opinionated- but doesn't make sense. Provides random insight and gets upset when know one understands. this person is Kringe
Karen thought the public link was that was emailed to the entire company was shared to her for her private use only ::facepalm::- What a Kringe.
by An13 August 10, 2021
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