Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits

“Let’s get out of here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”

by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023

koofy

a winter hat that is rolled up past the ears.

yo, that koofy is ugly.

by D~Legal October 24, 2004

Koof

Whatever you want it to mean

Bro, I just wanna koof.
Damn dude you koofed me!

by Biggles1234567 December 20, 2016

koodinimi

"Koodinimi" aka Codename, is a Finnish-language word, explaining a word that is replaced with this word, which points null, just to make speaking behind someones back possible.

"Koodinimi55 ei tee vieläkään mitään" would mean "That 55-years old fat lady, does still nothing but sings.."

by codename hater February 7, 2005

kookin

being ridiculously crazy weird in an unusual way.

I was straight kookin on DXM last night. I was Dextrometkookin yo...

by l2icks0r! May 13, 2005

Koolioishness

A close synonym to "Cool", except used by those who are flamboyant,or who wish to avoid stereotypes and stagnation of language. Things that are Koolioishness are more than cool. It can also be used to describe things that are new. Used in casual conversations by girls or guys who are worth knowing.

Guy: Hey someone already defined "zur" on urbandictionary!
Flamboyant Girl: Really? Koolioishness!
(They dance)

by Sean McConnaha March 4, 2008

kooking ip

Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.

"DEENA SHM FKLSDJJHG KOOKING IP"

"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."

by serial kook ipper November 23, 2010