Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

Klindworth

HUGE GOOBER! Spasmodic, lame, youtube junkie, cheeseburger aficionado, online chess player, gets haircuts in hopes of "random" boob graze, overuse of the word kinky, has a pet skunk named stripey, overuse of the high five, obsesses over fantasy sports of ANY kind.

Wow, you are a Klindworth.

You're pulling a Klindworth.

by [e-mail] June 17, 2010

Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".

User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"

by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007

Kolina

An amazing girl. She's always gunna be there for you no matter what. May or may not have a large black person dick.

Guy #1 : "Dude look at that chick, I bet she has a dick."
Guy #2 : "Yeah she's such a Kolina."

by HELLOWORLD33 May 1, 2011

Kling-on

A girl who doesn't know when its over.

I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on

by Will Shaw April 17, 2003

Kling-on

shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse

Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons

by speedmonkey October 10, 2003

Klingon Salad

When one person is getting his/her ass eaten (tossed salad)the eater dislodges pieces of toilet paper (Klingons) from the eatee's ass.

Lisa is likely to suggest a quick swim before sex to avoid another Klingon Salad.

by Joe Wille August 8, 2006