kobe bryant

An athletically gifted, but terminally narcissistic, basketball player whose considerable assets are spoiled by his massive ego. Bryant has never been able to grasp the notion that the great players were made great by their ability to seperate themselves from the dynamics of team basketball, thus allowing them to naturally cultivate whatever abilities in turn immortalized them. Because of this colossal character flaw, Bryant will never help an NBA franchise experience the success of which a Bryant-helmed team would otherwise be capable.

Kobe Bryant just took the buzzer-shot, even though he was being triple teamed, and a polar bear was chewing the flesh off his right foot, and he was eighty-four feet away from the basket. Why didn't he pass the basketball to one of his four ridiculously unguarded teammates?

by MadSammyboy May 12, 2006

He ain't Kobe

Refers to anyone doing anything and still not doing it better than Kobe.
(see nba live)

"Did you see ray allen hit that three?"
"He still ain't kobe"

"Mello just smashed on the boards"
"He ain't Kobe"

by RappersaurusX June 11, 2009

kobed

To shoot something with such cockiness you look rediculous but it still goes in whatever you are aimed for.

Dude, i just kobed that shit.

by Michale Felker May 1, 2006

KobeStani

Not fans, but Stans, and members of the group of radical followers of Kobe Bryant (a long RETIRED NBA Player who nicknamed himself and had 2 numbers retired by the same team as 2 examples of his narcissistic ego that never cared about teammates or ironically fans) who seceded from LakerNation to form the small region of KobeStan. KobeStan is in a forever war against the kingdom of LeBronistan, although King James and his followers have no idea a war has been waged, nor why.

Can you believe some Kobestani defaced the LeBron mural for a THIRD time this week?

Of course. They aren’t laker fans or they’d be happy their team got the GOAT and won’t suck anymore.

by Tip707 July 23, 2018

kobe briant

When someone cum shots into a girls mouth from a long distance and makes it in.

No way dude Joe just did a Kobe Briant from 15 feet out!!

by Djones333 July 9, 2016

Kobeknight

Someone that is madly obsessed with the career of Kobe Bryant.

Hey Tom who is better lebron or Michael Jordan? None Kobe Bryant is better than both. Who was even talking about Kobe? You are a kobeknight.

by I speak nba May 27, 2018

Kobeyeet

A shot that is a mix between Kobe and yeet
Kobe:for accuracy
Yeet : For power

Yo joe is about to do a kobeyeet into that trash can

by I read dictionaries September 14, 2019