Swedish Keyboard

A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.

Made famous by Jiinxy.

Do you want to have some messy fun?

Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard

by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023

keyboard turner

One who, during PvP in an MMORPG, turns their character to face their foe using their keyboard rather than their mouse. Due to the glacial speed of turning in this fashion, it will inevitably result in a severe beating from fleet-fingered, mouse-turning opponents. Used in WoW to describe those players who are completely lacking in PvP skills.

"I don't think that guy even landed a hit on me! Total keyboard turner!"

by Necrobadger February 4, 2008

kendo scars

A slang word for acne.

Girl: Hey Xeniok, what's with the pizza face?
Boy: It's nothing, just some kendo scars.

by NES Kess September 15, 2009

manic keyboarder

That person who, when is quiet in a library or in a classroom, insists on striking every key they hit as hard as they can, because ya know that makes your typing more effective.

I was in the law library yesterday when this manic keyboarder loud typer hit one key so hard, I swore it was going to fly off her laptop.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

keydet

A cadet at the Virginia Military Institute. Since it's the south, it was pronounced keydet. They are bad asses and steal all of our hott chicks.

My girlfriend dumped me for one of those keydets because he's hardcore.

by 04djvmi April 2, 2005

Keyboard Cat

An awesome cat with the ability to play the keyboard. Often put at the end of a video of someone failing at something and getting hurt; with the title "play him/her off, keyboard cat"

Some keyboard cat videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOZfNl7kmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE&feature=related

by CandleJack1104 April 18, 2009

Keyboard Demon

A small evil creature that exists in keyboards that have compromised their souls. The demons cause incorrect keys to be typed. Very similar to the typo, except that the error caused by a keyboard demon is not the typist's fault.

Damnit, I hate these keyboard demons. They make me misspell everything.

by DoctorTony April 17, 2005