Kendall

A kendell is someone who is initially a bag of happy, and if popped will create a supersonic explosion that will send shockwaves for at least a 60 mile radius. A happy bag of such a magnitude can power Finland for 36 minutes.

Many Kendells develope strange obsessions for drug-addicted men. Never take a Kendell's supply of coffee, or you will suffer the divine consequences.

I heard that Kendall just went to get a panty shot and ended up watching the girl shower.

by Horoscopejunkie April 19, 2008

Kendama

Kendama is the best game invented early in history by japanese people, intended for training their reflexes for hunting. Re-invented later on as a toy, it became popular in japan. In the very early 21st century, american skaters went to japan and played it for the first time. This is what caused the westward expansion of "dama" to the US. There are 2 popular associations that support kendama, and those are the Japanese Kendama Association and European Kendama Association. Kendama USA is the website for the american national kendama team.

#1 "Kendama is so boss! I love it!"

"Nice, I can land lunar now!"

#2 "Have you seen Colin Sander's new kendama edit?"

"No, but Turner Thorne and Zach Yourd are my fave!"

#3 "I just ordered my new sunrise kendama!"

"Ew, I only use Oozoras."

by xCzka July 6, 2011

queen kendall

the chick who lives in perth australia and everybody worships

"fuck i wish i was as cool as kendall but im not im just a humma!"says everybody but mainly darcy!!1:-}

by humma February 18, 2004

Kendall

A well mannered boy who likes to keep to himself. Very deep thinker, with a beautiful imagination. A person who is so easy to love, with a precious and sincere smile. Kendall's are very adventurous and ambitious when it comes to doing new things. They are very polite to people, and is always forgiving. They are simple and appreciative to what they have. Kendall's are hopeless romantics and are sweet to the woman they love. If you are dating a Kendall, love them dearly for they are genuine and very trustworthy, definitely a keeper!

"That Kendall, he's something"

by Happiimess November 5, 2013

Kingda Cum

ejaculating while riding Kingda Ka (the most extreme rollercoaster in the world) at Six Flags Great Adventure & Wild Safari in New Jersey. basically, the most thrilling experience of your life

Mike: Dude! I went to Six Flags this weekend and pulled off a Kingda Cum!
Joe: That's sick bro! I wanna try that sometime!

by y4nk33pr1d3 June 1, 2010

kendall

i love you gorgeous =

hey babe.... i love you "Kendall"

by Sketchy $. Baby July 11, 2010

Kendaal

A true gentleman. An intelligent, good-humoured, world-traveler with a knack for making ladies named Sarah laugh and putting a ridiculous number of goofy grins on her face. Did I mention handsome ?

Lady 1: "That man over there looks like a true gentleman, doesn't he ?!"
Lady 2 (Sarah): "He most certainly is a gentleman of the highest order. That is Kendaal, of course !"

by TriSarahDops June 28, 2015