kali haldane is the most beautiful girl there is, she’s a sassy pants but knows how to cheer you up. she has a bad taste in music but she’s also a vibe, everyone needs a kali haldane in their lives.
by koolaidsgoodlol November 04, 2020
The best people you will ever meet! They have a beautiful laugh,smile, and very athletic. If you ever meet someone named Ava or Kali, they will be amazing!!!!!
Ava and Kali🥰🥰
by Ava and Kali November 03, 2019
"man i got the chicken but oh shit! fogot the hot sauce! good thing i always carry some kalie firsky fire sauce with me! shit's spicy!"
by tim tittiy March 08, 2010
A blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. A really sweet and loving girl who will never EVER disappoint you in anyway! A girl who is really good at sex and has a perfect set of breasts! She is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. Kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. She is one of the most beautiful girls I know and guys should do anything for a Kali in there life!
Guy: "Hey guess who I'm dating?!"
Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"
Guy: "YEAH! :D''
Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"
Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"
Guy: "YEAH! :D''
Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"
by iAJMx November 05, 2013
like. OMG. it's like your kali and ashley.. but not :(
by mwahahaha7 May 14, 2010
by coulrulner January 22, 2022
Jua Kali is an east african term that means something very roughly made or ineffective
for example, the door of a boing 747 has broken off and some idiot decides to reattach it with masking tape. every time someone would want to use the door they would have to cut all of the tape on one side and carry the door as they open and close it. after which they spend the next 30 minutes reapplying the tape.
pronounced:
Jew-Ah-Kah-Lee
for example, the door of a boing 747 has broken off and some idiot decides to reattach it with masking tape. every time someone would want to use the door they would have to cut all of the tape on one side and carry the door as they open and close it. after which they spend the next 30 minutes reapplying the tape.
pronounced:
Jew-Ah-Kah-Lee
His car is so Jua Kali that he has to put a brick of the pedal while he pushes the car to get it started, then as it starts to drive off he needs to run up to his card board passenger door and clammer into the driver seat because the driver door is stuck.
by MIGIT-ZILLA October 10, 2015