Kaiden 

Big Bertha( a bop )

She’s being so Kaiden today

Kaiden by Dickwriter69 June 8, 2024

Kaiden 

This person loves acoustic guitars, Loves pretending to Rap and tries to successful in life. This person will love to make music on people that do him wrong and so people will not mess with him and unfortunately does not understand the concept of "sorry". also likes taking pictures even though its not the greatest since his career is non-existent.

me : ur pictures suck kaiden

him : We just young staws spitting baws at the pawk until the day gets dawk

Kaiden by Bro is mad :) July 13, 2024

Kaiden

To kaiden is to force one's self upon another sexually, synonymous with rape

Kaiden is a Phelon in the state of Texas

Kaiden by CheddarToast67 November 12, 2025

kaiden

Big Sexy, Hottest Mf Alive

Kaiden is the biggest sexiest alive

kaiden by vip_princess1299 November 22, 2025

kaiden

a very good boy best friend, has a cute smile and is good-looking, funny

person 1: “did you see kaiden today?”

person 2: “yeah!!”

kaiden by Immiiii xx January 7, 2026

kaiden peakman 

The biggest pussy slayer on the earth

"Man Kaiden Peakman is such a pussy slayer bro"

kaiden peakman by BiggestPussySlayer November 2, 2017

Kaiden Blake 

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.

Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.

Kaiden Blake by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009