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A Jordana is funny, silly, goofy and etc. They r shy around new people, and she determines new people's personality by looking and is right most of the time.

Their appearance is short blonde hair, dyes it crazy colors. They are active but will be down to a movie any time.

They love to play with their friends and always come back to play more. But they get hurt a lot and they have a high pain tolerance.

But Jordana's can be really sensitive to things but show that their tough on the outside.

So if you ever get to met a Jordana cherish it because you my never met another one in your life.
Human 1: Wow, she is so funny
Human 2: Yea, she is. I wonder what her name is?

Human 3: My lucky guess is Jordana
Jordana: CORRECT
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