Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

jiggity jog

Taking a convoluted, indirect or tortuous path to a specified location

There was construction on the main road so we had to jiggity jog to get here.

by Tonyman122 June 24, 2023

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 4, 2013

jog

jump out gang

Quando rondo and em they jog

by Jump0utAce May 4, 2022

Jogging

Refers to someone slow playing.

Refers to slow drivers.

Refers to slow movers.

Refers to slow game players.

"Bro, stop jogging, we gotta go"

"I'm on i35. This car in front of me is jogging"

"It's been a month, and she still jogging"

"It's your turn, stop jogging"

by Captian Jjack April 6, 2024

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.

I'm going jog watching at track practice.

by Max Bronson November 19, 2015