Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

on the jog

(Australian slang) hurry up/move faster/keep going

Steven: Hey mate, you're falling behind, come on, on the jog
John: Yeah righto

by Not_Noxx August 6, 2020

JOG

Jewish-occupied government

Person 1: Why is Trump sending another $11 billion to Israel?
Person 2: JOG

by frens88148814 January 5, 2025

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 4, 2013

juke and jog

Running from the left to the right to avoid a pursuer or chase an objective.

If someone is shootin at you, you should be jukin and joggin.
See that dog chasin that rabbit, and that rabbit juke and jog to get away?

by Bboop59 July 28, 2016

jog

jump out gang

Quando rondo and em they jog

by Jump0utAce May 4, 2022