The Sexual act of ejaculating on a squirrel and inserting it into a woman’s anus as one uses a phony Scottish accent while watching a movie (preferably open season)
by R. Rick Rickshaw July 5, 2025
Get the The Jizzy Mcsquizzymug. When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.
by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021
Get the Jizzy Effectmug. by dr._big_man July 24, 2022
Get the jizzymug. Jizzy is like cool or something awesome. Usually to describe a performance or event that you thought was absolutely incredible.
"Yo, did you go see that concert? It was so JIZZY!"
"Dude! You were totally JIZZY in the baseball game yesterday!"
"Dude! You were totally JIZZY in the baseball game yesterday!"
by AnOn¥m0us March 30, 2024
Get the Jizzymug. Australian slang for a root beer float.
by Chicken Wanker April 7, 2021
Get the Jizziemug. During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
by srika December 5, 2013
Get the Jizzy Osbournemug. A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024
Get the JIZZY GLIZZYmug.