January 31 

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!

Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!

January 31 by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021

January 3rd 

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

January 3rd by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021

January 30th

January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.

My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense

January 30th by Verifiedtruthspeaker November 23, 2021

January 3rd 

National tell your crush you like them day
Definition: On January 3rd you tell your crush that you like them

Hey it’s January 3rd I have to tell them I like them..

January 3rd by Clvdii December 31, 2021

January 3rd 

national florence pugh day

what’s the date today? january 3rd, national florence pugh day

January 3rd by yourmumssidepiece January 3, 2022

January 31 

A day where boyfriends get to slap their girlfriends ass

Boyfriend: *slaps ass*
Girlfriend: what was that for

Boyfriend: it’s January 31st

January 31 by MariBakugouSimp January 23, 2022

January 30 

If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being called a lie .

Person: "Hey it's January 30!"

January 30 by .imurmom.com January 29, 2022