by Garshrek February 13, 2017
An absolutly perfect guy. He is funny, adorable, smart, and caring. His smile is contagious. He can make anybody laugh. He has beautiful eyes that captivate everyone. He is amazing!
Jake is my soul mate; we are going to go to college together and get married and have children togther. We will have the perfect life together.
by TheQueen March 10, 2012
To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.
by Carlos De Santa Anna May 22, 2005
A soy boy. Someone who loves to make sandwiches after having a 3 course meal. He should be overweight but for some reason is not. Hes gay. He's also fucking.
by deeznuts101gotemlol July 07, 2018
He is the most amazing, sweet, compassionate, forgiving, loving guy. He can't help but try to make your day brighter with every chance he gets. He takes every opportunity to show how much he loves you and tells you he can't imagine a life without you in it. He's the guy I'd be happy spending the rest of my life with and laugh and grow old together. There aren't enough words to describe him and very few people can truly understand him.
Jake
by 00_348 February 03, 2015