The Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight

When a man fucks another man upside down bouncing up and down in a block of honey. They then proceed to freeze the honey and fuck in sub zero temperatures. The genitals swell up and create an expulsion of fat cum shots. Then they shatter the honey and die together

I attempted the Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight yesterday

by The Cum Sock Master August 15, 2023

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

the jackhammer

This is the sexual act of a male using quick, hard pumps to penetrate and conquer any orafice.

My girlfriend's mom told me that her butt felt like broken concrete after I gave her the jackhammer.

by Nathan Warnock July 21, 2006

jackhammer powerhouse

The act of sticking your hands in a womans meat wallet in the prayer position then move them back and forth, as if youre trying to warm them on a cold day, then let them take off like a jackhammer vigorously making them move as fast as you possibly can sparking an orgasm.

Chase: "man that bitch Kenyon just wasnt satisfied with my 1/2lb polish sausage so i fucking gave that hoe the Jackhammer Powerhouse!"

Mitch: "How did the new mojo workout?"

Chase: "Funny you ask, she is still in that wheelchair from that "back problem"......LOL"

by chase walkondanger July 12, 2011

australian jackhammer

When a dude Lights his penis on fire, and then proceeds to have anal sex with a girl

I used the Australian Jackhammer on that girl last night

by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014

Irish Jackhammer

When a man (or woman) inserts their fist into a woman's vagina or anus (also could be a male's anus) and proceeds to violently shake them, while still inside, potentially causing extreme vaginal or anal trauma and/or Downs' Syndrome.

Samantha: Did you hear about Jeni? I heard Alex gave her a gnarly Irish Jackhammer!

Ryan: No shit! What a fucking whore!

by Eric Burns Red June 4, 2010

jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

by Ryan March 7, 2005