jack-a-ninny

1. Slang term, an idiot, nincompoop, lacking common sense. 2. An indolent person. 3. A cross between nincompoop and jackass.

1. Get back to work you jack-a-ninny!
2. Al is a frickin jack-a-ninny.

by Hoyt of The Ledge May 26, 2006

Jack Shit

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

- U don't know Jack Schitt
- Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son

by Primitiva May 3, 2004

jack skellington

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Of All Characters

A person of many characters and / or personalities. A very exciting person who will always keep you guessing and on your toes. You will never know if the person is coming or going often leaving you in a redundant tail spin guessing game of Name that Character!
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*

Cynthia Daniele Jack of all characters

by anobviousupgrade April 10, 2010

jack dylan grazer

the fucking hottest human being ever. he stars in IT 2017 and his new show Me,Myself&I.

dude i have an unhealthy obsession with “jack dylan grazer”

by JackDylanGrazerBean September 28, 2017

Jack White-out

When the awesomeness of Jack White (musician) overwhelms you to the point where you can only see white.

The amazing performance by the white stripes gave me a Jack White-out

by BluesFan0421 June 29, 2011

jack maynard

Jack Maynard is a British YouTuber with a large subscription of people that vary in age,race, culture and ethnicity. Jack Maynard is very attractive to his fans. He has two siblings a younger sister Anna Maynard and a older brother Conor Maynard (who is a singer with a great voice).

'did you see Jack Maynard's new video it's very good and he is soo cute! '

'yes I didn't even know that he has a older brother who is a singer '

by Liv does fitness December 28, 2016