Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.
GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!
by Seewhatwhathappenedwas July 2, 2019
Get the Ja Rulemug. wanksta. Fake ass gangsta that aint popped shit, that aint shit to no one. ggggggggg- G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
by trigger hillmore, from the ray team December 3, 2003
Get the Ja Rulemug. Ja Rule is nothing but a poser. In the early 2000's he tried to be like 50 Cent and Tupac but failed. He is nothing without Ashanti and is only Irv Gotti's little puppet. He's gone now, probably dead.
Me in 2000: Yo Ja Rule is SOO fucking gay!
Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame
Me today: Where the hell is Ja Rule? Oh right he hanged himself shame
by DizzyLizzy June 20, 2006
Get the Ja Rulemug. by iluvlesbians January 10, 2005
Get the ja rulemug. One of the greatest hip hop artists. The first person to combine hip hop/rap and pop. Released serveral hits around the year 2000 and stared in serverl movies.
by Sophear May 7, 2005
Get the Ja Rulemug. A very good rapper who is hated on by people who desperatley want to win affection from 50 Cent. Even though they will never meet 50 Cent they will buy a vibrator, and have "Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson" engraved on it, then stick it up their faggot asses while they suck their best mate's dick.
In conclusion, only diss rappers if you have actually heard a good deal of their songs, you ignorant motherfuckers.
In conclusion, only diss rappers if you have actually heard a good deal of their songs, you ignorant motherfuckers.
Fag #1: I hate on Ja Rule coz it might help me get to suck 50's cock someday.
Fag #2: But ya never gonna meet 50 so what's the point. Just suck on my dick.
Me: Yo faggot haters... (Shoots the faggot haters and cruises off)
Fag #2: But ya never gonna meet 50 so what's the point. Just suck on my dick.
Me: Yo faggot haters... (Shoots the faggot haters and cruises off)
by the wickedest September 22, 2006
Get the ja rulemug. a real gangsta rapper unlike the fake ass bitch 50 who talk alot shit of about him but also has an restraning order on him he calls him pussy and wanksta but what happened when he stabbed his ass its murda bitch
by ray March 9, 2005
Get the ja rulemug.