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Italia

Italy in Italian.

It's a nice country plagued by many problems - economical, social, cultural. Ruined by Berlusconi's trashy TV since the 80s and by submission to the Vatican powers and the Catholic taboos.

Many foreigners think they know a lot about Italy, but they just rely on old and hollow stereotypes. Italy is a complex reality: for example, you can't compare Milan to Rome or Naples. A person from Milan generally finds people from the South too intrusive, while the Southerns finds people from the North too cold. Their attitude to life is different. North is quite wealthy, South is poor.

Accents differ much. In the mountain region called Alto Adige German is also spoken.

Myths to be disproved:

- mafia and camorra are only in the South. For most of Italians, they exist only in the news. Italians are not violent
- Italians are not so generous, in fact they are individualistic people (which is a problem, since they don't care about the public thing and make their country go to ruin)
- you won't find in the restaurants spaghetti with meatballs, pizza with pineapple, "fettuccine Alfredo" or "olive garden", these are Italo-american specialties
- Italians do work: office hours are 9 to 6. Children go to school also on Saturday, making it possible to have longer summer holidays
- Berlusconi is a criminal, a liar and a pig and does NOT really represent the majority of Italians. Many are ashamed of him and his governement
Povera Italia!
by downinthepark June 20, 2009
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Italian Money Clip

Italian Money Clip

Vinny: Yo Tony, lemme borrow two hundred

Tony: I aint got it

Vinny: You just pulled a wad of money out at the bar

Tony: Yeah its a bunch of one's with a hundred on the outside

Vinny: get the fuck outta here
by EFisher October 2, 2010
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Italian Food

Best food to eat while talking at the same time.
Evvee butty mangia da mingia!
by Pasta Fazoo November 29, 2003
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Italian Lighter Fluid

Grappa. Made from grapes, this Italian brandy, is commonly enjoyed after dinner. For those of you of whom have ever partaken of this, I'm sure you'll agree!
"Now that the meal's over, nonna's gonna be pulling out the cannoli and Italian Lighter Fluid".
by Louie Bagadonuts September 5, 2009
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Italian Socks

When concrete slabs are dried onto someones feet. That person is then thrown into deep water. This act is usually done to people you don't regard as friends.

This is usually done by Italian mafia, hence the name, Italian socks.
He didn't pay my money back in time, so I ordered the boys to give him a pair of Italian socks. He's swimming with the fishes now.
by RandomDictionaryDude March 5, 2011
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Italian Salute

The act of flipping the bird to anyone or anything. Usually done by someone Italian.
Person 1: Hey Vinnie, ain't that the guy that fucked your sister?
Person 2: Yeah Frankie, it is. Watch this, Imma give him the Italian Salute, show him who he's messin with.
by Cyanide44 January 18, 2014
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wanna be italian

Partially Italian person changing American last name to steryotypical italian name or word. Most if the time these people wear baggy clothes and use terms from the Jersey Shore to make people believe they are full blood Italian. They may also wear apparel of a local cities sports team and "claim" its territory. Most of the time these peoples parents lived there or they lived in some quiet part of the burough.
"Did you see Greg Ferrari's Nets hat?" "Yea man i heard he claims Bronx" "Is Ferrari even his real last name?" "No its really Buck, he uses Ferrari on all of his social media accounts because he wants people to know he's Italian." "Is that why he wears a ton of chains and Jersey Shore clothes as well?" "Yea too bad he dosent know that Italy is compeletly different. We all would have been fooled by that haircut." "What a wanna be Italian"
by ItalianIrishMix November 13, 2013
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