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Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.
George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022
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mad invite

exp. Said in a drawn-out bogan accent alongside a 'gnarly' hand sign to indicate desire to join in or initiate in one's recreational activity (typically a smoke). This takes place primarily in bathrooms but has no parameters as to where it can occur.
Person 1: "I gotta go piss lowk"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.

Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)
by qbriel March 30, 2025
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House Inviter

Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.

They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"

House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
by SP180 December 17, 2021
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Invitation to Nato

Well, no, it was that.
Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
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That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.
You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”
by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025
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ghost invite

inviting someone to an event without the intention of them showing up.
I know her bridesmaid doesn't like me, but she could have at least sent me a ghost invite to her wedding.
by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022
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aaron invited you to join

The message you get when you click on the "discord" button on urban's home page
Why are you here tho, like when would you search for aaron and invited?
Me: clicks on discord button
Discord: aaron invited you to join
Me: :D
by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023
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