invisible hand

A self-gratification move where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and the proced to masturbate. This gives the illusion that someone else is doing it or that an invisible hand is doing it.

DUDE!!!! last night i gave myself the invisible hand....it was sooooo awesome.

by lonestar June 7, 2004

invisible hand

used by adam smith in "the wealth of nations," it describes the process by which capitalism is self-rectifying.

suppose that in some town with a closed economy, all the smiths decide to collectively raise their prices to make them all rich. when a new smith (or a number of new smiths) joins the industry, realizing that he can have lower prices and still be profitable, the smiths who conspired are forced to lower their prices back down (or will go out of business). this is the invisible hand at work.

by Zeida June 7, 2004

Irritable Bowel Howl

A low pitched howling noise someone with IBS makes when they are feeling some kind of discomfort, often emotional. It can also be used to accentuate a sentence with little to no effect. The noise can be be best described as the sound that a dinosaur would make when hit by a train.

1: Zack: Joe, you're retarded.
Joe: HNNNNNGGGGGGGG

2: Mark: Man, I'm awesome at this HHNNNNGGGGG.
Jack: Nice Irritable Bowel Howl, there.

by srj1224 February 3, 2010

Invisible China Virus

Also known as COVID-19 or the Bat Plague by intellectuals, uttered by the greatest president in all of covfefe-kind.

Person 1: “The Invisible China Virus is sweeping the US!”

Person 2: “I know!”

by John "Schlong" Long July 21, 2020

invisible people from the future

A group of villians from the future that are also invisible. Defeated by Harryman and Cousin Tex long ago. They loved throwing people into cardboard boxes.

The Invisible People From the Future will return and wreak havok on the present.

by Will April 22, 2005

invisible luggage

n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.

After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.

DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"

by Sky49 November 17, 2009