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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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obstacle illusion

An illusion placed in a strategic location to serve as an obstacle.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.
Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.
by Lucky Pablo January 1, 2008
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Obstacle Illusion

you have to get around the truth of the statement to see the falsehood it holds
Now I see how our relationship was an obstacle illusion.
by sdawgio December 6, 2019
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lost in illusions

When you are as high as fucked and everything you see seems like you are in Narnia and you start seeing things like Alice in "Alice in Wonderland". Mostly it is caused by shrooms or other drugs that can cause delusions or plays your mind.
Merwin: Dudeeee.. I was lost in illusions last night because of the shrooms that you gave me.

Rupert: Damn Bro! I didn't give them to you, you stole them from me!
by Shadyshadowmoon March 28, 2019
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The Illusive Stevens

Someone that's always on the phone, and yet you can never seem to find him.

Not unless it's Monday !!
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by FridgeRanger August 18, 2017
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Illusion

Man that guy is such an illusion
by illusion is short June 24, 2022
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In The Illusion

A subtle way of telling your friends and family that you are/were high .
"I'm sorry I'm late. I was In The Illusion."
"I just did a couple hits and I'm feeling In The Illusion right now..."
by Blorbus221 October 25, 2025
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