Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.
by ?M冿 May 09, 2005
People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.
I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.
by PineappleJuice March 05, 2015
by Kellyonious December 25, 2008
1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them
2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing
2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing
1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."
2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."
2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."
by follow-my-arrow February 09, 2015
by Spert December 25, 2022
A man who enjoys humping there lover as they are shitting. Can also mean the sucking of a garbage collectors penis at 12:03 am on a Tuesday.
by GoProglorp May 09, 2023
A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.
by Irrational Idiot November 16, 2007