Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.

person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"

by RideTo July 5, 2011

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Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005

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hula hoop

When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."

Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.

by vorbs January 12, 2018

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hoop la

chaos, randomness, insane

There was a massive amount of hoop la going on

by Lisa Danae' January 13, 2007

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Hoop Hoe

the girl always going after a basketball player

Person 1: OMG did you see Jessica with Brad this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah, she was with Chad last weekend, and they’re both on the basketball team

Person 1: Wow she’s such a Hoop Hoe

by Bob Ross’ Maid December 16, 2019

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Burn'n Hoop's

This is a slang for saying you are going to smoke Marijuana. This is slang for smoking marijuana because when one uses a bowl it looks like they are burning a hoop.

Ex1: Hey man Im Burn'n Hoop's wanna join?
Ex2: Lets go Burn some Hoops

by Kev-O tha Great October 10, 2009

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