holidiarrhea

An intestinal malaise caused by ingesting questionable food at a holiday gathering.

"I think the office Christmas party at the Olive Garden gave me holidiarrhea."

by Felina Fabrege December 20, 2009

Holiday Belly

The medical disease that corresponds with all major holidays. Involving an increase in surface area for a person's belly, this disease is highly contagious and is usually spread at family gatherings. Symptoms include drowsiness, lethargy, loss of self esteem, an increase in food purchases, and sometimes even comatose. Early signs involve tighter waistlines and/or constant loosening of belts. There is no known cure for this disease at the time of this writing.

Paul, "Wow is Melissa pregnant?"
Joe, "No, but she's def caught the holiday belly..."

by Mistersich December 9, 2010

busmans holiday

A holiday in which you spend most of your time doing the same or something very similar to your normal work.

Comes from the late 1800's, where a man who drives a bus for a living goes on a long bus journey on their holiday.

A professional musician spends take time off and spends most of it practising music.

by mikey_k March 14, 2005

wank holiday

A wank holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.

Mike felt dirty after having had yet another wank while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a wank holiday. If only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.

by Ben Dover of thet Yard July 20, 2008

Holiday Taint

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's Day.

There is never any thing to do during the Holiday Taint except post miscelaneous ramblings on www.acuraworld.com

by jinny December 19, 2003

Holiday Sex

the sex you get on a Holiday such as Christmas time for giving your girl/wife a nice gift like jewelry or money or anything else...
They then reward you with sex..calling it Holiday Sex...
Holiday Sex like Brithday Sex, Valentine's Day Sex, Mother's/Father's Day Sex, 4th of July Sex, New Year's Sex, President's Day Sex, Memorial Day Sex, etc........

Man: Here is your gift...

Girl: Oh wow, Diamond Earings...

Man: So when do I get my Holiday Sex?

Girl: Right Now!!!

by blthrskt May 9, 2009

J. Holiday

J. Holiday is a 23 year old R&B singer/ songwriter from Washington,DC. He is fairly new but gained lots of publicity from a song called bed, there is a rumor going around that he stole the song from Chris Brown but that is either here nor there. He is an extraordinary soulful talent that is sure to be around for awhile. He is also very easy on the eyes.

Lyrics from J. Holiday's 'Bed':
"Wanna put my fingers through your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed"

I personally like a song on his album Back of my lac called "Come Here". It's great. give it a listen.

by Leara1108 November 23, 2007