Homer Simpson

Evil Homer

I am Evil Homer

by Joeys October 13, 2003

Homer's Dog

A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.

Yo that kind of looks like homer's dog.

by Jack shoe May 8, 2023

Homer's Law

A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.

I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!

by CorporateShadow December 27, 2011

Homer coma

An experience described as 4th dimensional

Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !

by Stacker gaffer March 9, 2017

Homer Alaska

The smallest town ever, where the cops dont give a shit what the youth do, because they themselfs are baked like a cake. The options for things to do is town laps, go to the beach, or sit at the most ghetto McDonalds ever. Most of the time high. There are pretty much 5 groups you fall into in this town, Stoners, Rednecks, Hippies, Church Freaks, or fucking tweekers. Everyone fishes, EVERYONE. Its pretty much the most alcohol-pot based comunity you will ever see. The girls here are just one giant comunity cup, everyone sleeps with everyone. The guys are total dicks and have no respect for anything. If you are lucky enough to gradute High School, I guess Flex counts too, your on the first flight out of here. For some reason, we love this town, within the next 5 years most of them come back and have families. Hits, the next generation is born and the cycle starts over again. Welcome to our little town of Homer, Alaska.

What are we going to do today?

Hotbox the car at the beach?

Sure, theres nothing else to do, we live in Homer Alaska

by stuckhereforlife34 July 14, 2013

dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson

When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!

by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008

golden homer

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"

Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"

by COMA SUTRA August 13, 2007