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Hodge

A man with no testicles.
Did you see how she went out with her girls all night, hooked up with 3 guys and financed the whole thing with her boyfriend's credit card? He is such a HODGE.
by Countblackula45 August 20, 2017
mugGet the Hodgemug.

hodge it

to engage in having sex. usually used when feeling the need to or finally achieving having sex
dude, I wanna hodge it.

yo, I finally be hodgin it.
by itbechill1010 December 7, 2009
mugGet the hodge itmug.

Hodge

A man with a very large slong. Similar to Mandingo.
Wow do you see his bulge? He must be a hodge.
by SKINNY_PANIZ69 December 18, 2020
mugGet the Hodgemug.

dillon hodges

A person that looks like a human thumb, resembles the Thump people from Spy Kids. My future husband.
by GucciGangDawson December 20, 2017
mugGet the dillon hodgesmug.

JD Hodges

The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023
mugGet the JD Hodgesmug.

Hodge

A slang word for a smelly ass broke kid who thinks he's the shit because he works a terrible minimum wage job at McDonalds. retarded ass egoist who has done strictly nothing but ego lift for two years and believes he has the physique of an IFBB PRO when in reality he has the physique of a newborn baby. He believes he gets bitches because he dragged a hideous physically challenged down syndrome victim for about two months. He gets quite ecstatic about simple social interaction, despite the fact that no one wants to touch his awful musty smelling wretched man eating ass with a ten foot pole. And believes that wearing the most non playable character non-freethinking sheep fitting in type jacket in the world is "drip" like nah bro you just look like every other non hygenic discord pedophile moderator he needs to shave that hairy slimy worm living on his upper lip bro thinks that shit will ever get him bitches he needs to re evaluate his entire thought process.
Oh that quiet kid christian (hes a hodge)? I heard he doesn't wear deodorant
by dictionaryMan42069 March 19, 2023
mugGet the Hodgemug.

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