Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.

Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.

by McDude Burger August 9, 2019

Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.

Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".

by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025

hinge cringe

The disturbed feeling one experiences when viewing questionable, weird, or unattractive content on a potential suitor’s dating profile.

He’s cool in person but his profile for sure gives girls hinge cringe. He def needs to hire a curator.

by $w@gMoneyRecords May 3, 2024

Hinge

In a closed polyamorous relationship where two people are NOT involved with eachother but are both involved with a third person, this third person is known as the hinge.

This comes from the visual of a hinge, with two things connected to it but not to eachother and still functioning as a whole.

This could be considered the opposite of a unicorn.

In Alex, Jaden, and Morgan's throuple, Alex is the hinge.

My crush turned out to be gay but he says he would totally share a hinge with me and I'm DOWN! Time to find us a man.

by BluenetteofTroy May 28, 2021