headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)

The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.

headphone incontinence by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015

headphone samurai 

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

headphone samurai by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

Headphone Scotty 

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.

So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .

Headphone Scotty by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016

headphone activist

someone who is always wearing headphones 24/7.

"You miles your sucha headphone activist, do you ever thake those earbudes out?"

headphone activist by Abstract March 24, 2017

Headphone Headbanger 

Someone who listens to loud/heavy/violent/extreme/etc music, but is forced to listen through headphones due to circumstance.

Guy one: Man, I love Metallica, but I have to listen with headphones because my mom hates it.

Guy two: I guess that makes you a Headphone Headbanger.

Headphone Headbanger by awesome6241 September 28, 2017

Headphone Savage 

A person who do savage things while wearing headphones like smoking weed and flexing with guns

Yo he a headphone savage cause he doing wat savage does

Headphone Savage by Amorion January 26, 2018

Headphone Meister 

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre

“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”

Headphone Meister by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021