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Headphones

Headphones are things you can hear stuff with you can not so you can hear annoying people when using the headphones.
For my birthday I want headphones.
by Olioio March 3, 2021
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headphone activist

someone who is always wearing headphones 24/7.
"You miles your sucha headphone activist, do you ever thake those earbudes out?"
by Abstract March 24, 2017
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Headphone Style

A way to have sex during which the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her, any way he wants.
What's your favorite style?
Headphone Style.
What?
When the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her?
I meant clothes...
by 53414539 April 29, 2022
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Headphone Scotty

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.
So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .
by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016
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Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
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Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
by Kentich January 4, 2024
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headphones

The best invention ever. Headphones open opprotunities and open you to a new musical world.
guy: Dude what is that dope device on your head.
Me: Broo these are my headphones. I use them to listen to Lucid Dreams by juice wrld
by imnotsupposedtobeonthisrn December 16, 2022
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