uruk-hai

After giving your man a hand job, when you have his jizz on your hand, spread it to both hands then press it on both sides of his face like the white hand prints on the Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings.

I totally gave my husband an Uruk-hai after I jacked him off.

by Alkalinesurge February 26, 2013

Mr. Hays

That one teacher that makes you write 69420 page essays in 10 minutes and gives shit assignments because he wants to. Don't be Mr. Hays

Person 1: Mr. Hays made me write a 69420 page essay in 10 minutes
Person 2: same
Person 1: fuck Mr. Hays
Person 2: yes

by BruhILikeTacos October 11, 2020

Gray Hay

Another nick name for weed. As mentioned by Wiz Khalifa in the song “Young, Wild, and Free”.

“ I went down on your bitch while smoking gray hay”.

by tommy_kingston July 13, 2018

hai

a cancer way to say hi, usually said on roblox

mincriftkid69: hai guys!

fuckyoumincriftkid69: shut the fuck up you little basterd

by genericstuff May 22, 2016

hai guise

Literally a phrase that everyone has used at some point in their life and nobody knows why or where it came from.

Hai guise, how is yur days going

by Chris Leelum January 24, 2016

Yeet hay

basically food that makes u feel ill or ruin your chemical balance (too spicy, too greasy).

bad for your body equilibrium

don't eat that, it's all Yeet hay food

by joyjay December 27, 2019

Hay Fever

Only being sexually attracted to hicks.

Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."

by lolmtnameisnorma November 06, 2012