Hansen

Person 1: Hey have you seen Hansen?

Person 2: Yeah, he just told me where all the bitches are at.
by LemonChik1 November 22, 2021
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Orion Hansen

Orion Hansen is the best person you will meet because He has a gigantic cock and very good abs
Orion Hansen is fucking hot
by anthouses May 13, 2022
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Ingrid Hansen

The softest bitch in the world.
Man. . . I thought you were a badass, but you're just Ingrid Hansen.
by Taco Flores November 12, 2019
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Scarlett Hoe-Hansen

Drag ‘performer’, if by performer you count putting on women’s clothes and adopting the simplest two or three moves over and over whilst flapping your mouth open and closed with no particular regard to the song being played.

Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.

The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’

No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.

Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
That Scarlett Hoe-Hansen is a bit lame. If I wanted entertainment in the form of someones hands trembling in the air I’d rob a bank.
by TessCo August 12, 2022
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nicolas hansen

nicolas hansen, can you dig it?
by Serinah January 24, 2017
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Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.
by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 14, 2020
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cheyenne hansen

The act of two hobos having anal penetration within a cardboard box.
Hey i just saw the homeless guys Bob and Moe having themselves a Cheyenne Hansen behind the bar. I think I'll puke now.
by Cheyenne Hansen November 15, 2016
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