The scale used to determine how "white" one is based on a scale from 0-44, where 0 is ghetto black acting as a whigger where one would be popin caps left and right, 22 is perfect white/black balance, and 44 is excessive white where one would be watching Fraiser while drinking a brocelli smoothie in a pair of pleated pants.
Nerd: BYYYYYY GOLLY I NEED MORE PLEATED PANTS!
Dude: Bro, I would rather stick my dick in the oven than listen to your 44 ass.
Nerd: You are correct mmmmmyyyyyy Honky Scale rating is a perfect 44 based on proven mathematical evidence.
Black Male: Yo what it be homes? Oh shit a 44! I better get MY 44, Shiiiiiit...
Nerd: Please remove yourself from my grill my geographicaly southern brethren!
Dude: Bro, I would rather stick my dick in the oven than listen to your 44 ass.
Nerd: You are correct mmmmmyyyyyy Honky Scale rating is a perfect 44 based on proven mathematical evidence.
Black Male: Yo what it be homes? Oh shit a 44! I better get MY 44, Shiiiiiit...
Nerd: Please remove yourself from my grill my geographicaly southern brethren!
by MonsterDipper88 November 16, 2007
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Originated by post WW II US Sailors on liberty in Yokosuka, Japan. The strip right outside the main gate to the US Naval Base was called (and still is) Honcho Dori (means book district street in Japanese). Times were wild and there was no better sailor port in the world at the time. This was bastardized to Honky Dory by the sailors and it came to mean if you came from Honky Dory then everything had to be good or 'honky dory'.
Originated by post WW II US Sailors on liberty in Yokosuka, Japan. The strip right outside the main gate to the US Naval Base was called (and still is) Honcho Dori (means book district street in Japanese). Times were wild and there was no better sailor port in the world at the time. This was bastardized to Honky Dory by the sailors and it came to mean if you came from Honky Dory then everything had to be good or 'honky dory'.
a: Do you still have piles in your ass?
b. No, I quit drinking that Budweiser piss and now everything is honky dory.
b. No, I quit drinking that Budweiser piss and now everything is honky dory.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
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Main Entry: Hon-ky Tor-y
Pronunciation: hon-kie tor-ie
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Derived from California Slang
The act by which one is given road head and the receiver brakes fairly sharply causing the giver to hit her or his head on the car horn resulting in a honk.
Pronunciation: hon-kie tor-ie
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Derived from California Slang
The act by which one is given road head and the receiver brakes fairly sharply causing the giver to hit her or his head on the car horn resulting in a honk.
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