a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.
dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911
by himolton April 25, 2024
by Cracker RIzz July 26, 2024
The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.
Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 30, 2025
Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
by JerrySucksToes December 03, 2024
A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 28, 2025
Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.
by Pleasant_Plant September 09, 2024
A term used for roblox sex addicts, Usually consisting of 12-50 year olds.
There are many variations of such but it can only be dumb downed to OD'ing and Roblox sex
These can be found all over the platform and pretty much any roleplay/hangout game you play has at least 1 per server.
They can be easily identified if a person is wearing something like thigh highs or body suits.
There are many variations of such but it can only be dumb downed to OD'ing and Roblox sex
These can be found all over the platform and pretty much any roleplay/hangout game you play has at least 1 per server.
They can be easily identified if a person is wearing something like thigh highs or body suits.
The Roblox gooners were notorious for their relentless trolling and disruptive behavior within roblox.
by Wocky_ March 02, 2024