papa gonzo

Papa Gonzo is the nickname used on the back of a year 12 jumper
It is the greatest nickname known to mankind
Don't you dare try deny it

Boy: "Hey what's up"
Girl "Nothing much"
Boy "Yo, did you see this fucking stanky ass name papa gonzo on the back of my year 12 jumper"
Girl "Uhh yeah"
Boy "It's so much better than yours, yours is fucking shit"

by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017

Green Gonzo

“Green Gonzo” or “A green gonzo” is the act of using a snot rocket shot from your nose to your hands to be used as lubrication before sexual intercourse.

I was out of lube and had cotton mouth so bad I had to green gonzo Becky.

by Grimlanman September 7, 2020

Gonzo Melvin

When one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely ejaculates inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. There after the premature ejaculator's friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.

"Kyle and I tag teamed this chick. Sure enough about a minute in to it he Gonzo Melvin'd her and I had to follow up. It was the mosting disgusting moment of my life."

by MacDintons4Life April 15, 2009

gonzo helmet

see pee wee helmet

Hey mrs. homeless woman! I'm gonna give you a gonzo helmet!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

Gonzo Mud Pie

When you transition from shitting into a girl's mouth to packing her shit filled mouth with your flacid penis. A Midwest speciality growing rapidly out of Minneapolis, MN.

Dudemanbro, I just dug up that one bitch we gave the Gonzo Mud Pie on Halloween and she's still wearing that same fucking costume.

by Humarrogance January 17, 2009

Dirty Gonzo

Start dating a girl then seduce and fuck him in the but, then have your girlfriend suck your dick.

This if course grants the girlfriend one kiss. (The sss be gone by then rite?)

Met my new girlfriend dad last night. I talked my way into buttfucking him. On the way home I had her give me road head. She complained after that my dick tasted like shit. I grinned broadly and said. "Dirty Gonzo"?

by Nostrildamis April 8, 2020

Dr. Gonzo's Bazooka Circus

A Famous band in South Florida, who'se lyrics are about sex, drugs, and more sex. Can usually be seen in the Culture room. They support the safe sex.

" They are sooooo damn cool, I wanna know when they are playing next "

by Dr. Drew March 23, 2005