bgd "bill gallagher disease"

bill gallagher disease.
a severe handicap, usually occuring at birth where the child is born severly retarded. people with bgd also cannot breathe through their nasal passages, suffer from inflated self esteem, extreme paranoia and usually have lazy eyes.
people with bgd can be somewhat contagious, if exposed to for long durations.
please consult your physician if you fear you have bgd and abstain from all forms of alcohol, comic books, magic cards and bad pop punk.
people suffering from bgd will utter such nonsensical things as:

"Remember that time you called me Chirs Gristle? well BURN FOR IT!"

"anyway....the old band is back...were not third world riot anymore.im not going to type the new name because you know how the press is.They'll never leave us alone.Paparazzi.
New drummer is a really awesome guy..just wants to play.ANd he can proabably kick all of our asses....with little effort.Mike Czech...at least thats what his hat says"
by jennyk March 22, 2005
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Gallagherization

The process of living a sad, lonely, and pointless existance based solely on alcohol and teaching.
by Kelly Dawn November 23, 2003
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Gallagherization

The process of turning someone into a melon smashing loser.
"I'm gonna smash a melon!"
"Shut the hell up, stupid!"
by nikkan_hanil December 11, 2003
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Christian Gallagher

Christian Gallagher is the perfect mix of everything. He's liked by everyone that meets him, even if he doesn't thinks so. He is an amazing boyfriend, yet sometimes he can get annoying. He loves you for who you are and treats you like you're perfect. He calls you beautiful, even when you know that you're not. He is loyal, sweet, charming, and somewhat dorky. He never keeps secrets, and always knows just what to say to make you smile and blush.
Christian Gallagher is my Gummy Bear....
I Love you ;-)
by starfish_088 July 12, 2019
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Ben Gallagher

a guy who needs to shut up about the damn dictionaries
He's a real wanker and a ben gallagher, wont shut up about 'other dictionaries'.
by cwhs November 30, 2016
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THOMAS GALLAGHER

THOMAS GALLAGHER IS A LIVING LEGEND
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paddy gallagher

someone that is a pedo and makes you do nonsense maths that nobody has a clue about and he likes to hide in bushes manly in donegal
paddy gallagher likes to be a pedo
by u stank July 18, 2020
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