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dark funeral

Truly evil metal.Hail dark funeral!
by Chickenwing21 September 25, 2006
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vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"
I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.
by FoxHat March 26, 2007
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this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.
by grataballi October 23, 2005
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tie your shoe at your funeral

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
by Dr. McP May 17, 2006
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Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.
Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011
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catholic funeral

Killing an an animal or person and then disposing of it poorly, such as dumping it over a hill.
I told the kids their dog went to a farm, but I really gave it a catholic funeral.
by Choir Boy 38 April 24, 2020
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Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
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