by DATBOOMGUY March 13, 2019
Get the youmug. You are the only one who really existed. Everyone else is an illusion. You are living in this time plane all by yourself.
Just like the Doctor. But without a TARDIS.
Just like the Doctor. But without a TARDIS.
The Doctor lands his TARDIS near where you were standing. It hummed softly.
"You're living here all alone then?" He said. It wasn't a question. You nodded. He sat beside you and said,
"Come with me. We can travel any where, any time. I can take you to where this is not all an illusion."
"Is there wifi?" You asked meekly.
"She has everything!" He smiled, referring to the TARDIS.
That was how you become his companion. And eventually died.
"You're living here all alone then?" He said. It wasn't a question. You nodded. He sat beside you and said,
"Come with me. We can travel any where, any time. I can take you to where this is not all an illusion."
"Is there wifi?" You asked meekly.
"She has everything!" He smiled, referring to the TARDIS.
That was how you become his companion. And eventually died.
by VaticanCameos December 3, 2013
Get the Youmug. by WANNABE99 April 13, 2015
Get the youmug. To tell a person that what they're saying or doing is so unlike what they usually do or what they are. Not typical of one's known traits or behaviour patterns.
Eg., A Robin Hood in modern times, a celibate madam of the house, and finally, a priest who doesn't ask for money.
Eg., A Robin Hood in modern times, a celibate madam of the house, and finally, a priest who doesn't ask for money.
Bob : "I have a bottle or two every night...of soda."
Rob : " That's not you, mon!"
Bob: " ... And whatever else that goes with it. Rum, when it's windy , vodka, when it's not."
Rob : " That's not you, mon!"
Bob: " ... And whatever else that goes with it. Rum, when it's windy , vodka, when it's not."
by sanaryamni October 27, 2014
Get the That's not youmug. An exclamation to suggest that someone has won an argument, game or has the better of a situation. Used to claim victory while simultaneously humiliating the person(s) at whom it is being directed.
Sometimes prefixed by "Arr." "The "Arr" is believed to be a corruption of a mocking "ha ha."
Sometimes prefixed by "Arr." "The "Arr" is believed to be a corruption of a mocking "ha ha."
Teacher to class - "We're going to have a test tomorrow."
Student to teacher - "I'm not in school tomorrow, so arr on you!"
Student to teacher - "I'm not in school tomorrow, so arr on you!"
by Blindbetty March 9, 2008
Get the On youmug. by Everything is taken so December 15, 2015
Get the Youmug.