Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.
by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016
Get the ice skating rink for fliesmug. by trespassa90 August 21, 2022
Get the Fliedmug. You’re not dead whereby flies would be all over the body: therefore, you’re alive & your brain is fully functional. Example: I say “there’s a full moon out tonight and you say “ well there’s no flies on you”. In others words, you are not lying.
I say “ there’s a full moon out tonight” and you say “well there’s no flies on you”. Meaning you’re not lying.
by anonymous January 31, 2025
Get the no flies on youmug. Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
Get the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shitemug. The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.
"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."
by turbopony December 14, 2013
Get the fli-flopsmug. by Flyguy88888888 May 15, 2022
Get the Fliedmug. A noun denoting a collective mass of small, often miscellaneous particles or fragments. Flis may include substances such as dust, lint, hair, grains, or other minute detritus that accumulate on surfaces like clothing, furniture, floors, or in the air.
by grooted_flis May 9, 2025
Get the flismug.