filter biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

She’s cute on the gram’ but in real life she’s a filter biscuit.

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 25, 2020

dick filter

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.

Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.

by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016

Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.

"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."

by Donkei June 17, 2017

filter slut

A person who posts pictures frequently on social media usually in the form of a selfie. This picture usually has a Snapchat filter on it.

That girl is such a filter slut.

by Gdwbnkl January 22, 2017

water filtering

passing water (or any liquid) from one partner’s mouth back to the other.

1: Brooke was water filtering some Baja Blast in my mouth yesterday. it was so hot
2. You ever water filtered milk? that’s fucked up

by BJ666 January 21, 2020

thrice filtered

Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.

Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!

by 320Tri December 11, 2010

Butthead Filter

Hearing and repeating back only words that could have a direct sexual or nasty reference, then laughing like uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh

"Dude, my company is in this "limbo" area with a trickle of sales that only pays enough for a ham sandwich."

Butthead Filter reply: "limbo, trickle, ham, uh, huh-huh ... huh, huh, huh"

by donhdefl April 16, 2009