Federal Sexual

When a person has been stentenced to a long prison term, they often feel the need to experiment (sexually) with one another. The term "federal sexual" is currently being used in federal institutions to justify/ explain inmates unusual sexual behaviours with each other. Only refers to Federal inmates, the rest are just plain gay.

Inmate 1: Yo man, I need to get my dick wet - bend over...NOW!!
Inmate 2: Forget that celly!!?? That's so gay!!
Inmate 1: Naw man, it aint gay, its "federal sexual" ;)
Inmate 2: NAW MAN......its gay......
Inmate 1: I'm not gay!!!......just my dick is......
Inmate 2: alright then (bends over and takes it like he likes it)

by TYSIMIMC October 5, 2012

February 30th

Meaning non-existant, false, or not going to happen.

We can go on a date on February 30th.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

Fingering free February

A girls version of no nut november

Damn we have to hold off until March because it’s fingering free February

by Iconic queen 23 November 8, 2018

February 28

A girls born on February 28 are very kind , cute and shy. They love their friends and they can be in love in very short time. Take care of them , they're really special.

bcs girls born on February 28 are rly kind.

by sadbby101 October 20, 2019

February 20

February 20th is a day where the man you care most about needs to text you all day and do whatever you ask

Girl:Hey can I have you hoodie

Boy:why
Girl:Because it’s February 20 and I ask for your hoodie

by Gaga gaga gag February 16, 2020

February 24

This day marks the birth of the greatest human to ever live, but is she really human. we don't know??
she could be the direct spawn of Satan himself but she is an absolute queen and you shall bow down to hear and appreciate that not only you but the whole universe has been graced by her amazing glowing presence.....

Bob: " its February 24th"
Bill: " Omg mate bow down in respect the queen of the universe was born on this day"
* everyone bows down*

by Just a demon October 24, 2019

february 30

A date that you can use when someone wants you to do something with them or when someone asks you to do something for them and you don't want to.(Best used before March and after December)

Hey lets hang out sometime?
Yeah how about February 30?
Sure yeah.

On February 30 you can slap my ass as much as you want.
Really?
Yeah as many times you want.

by Celestial Water September 5, 2016