The Fappening

Being spun, horny and exhausted from being awake for the past 3 days masterbating that you fall out in the middle of fapping and wake up with your hand still in your pants

"what happened to you last night? We were supposed to meet up ."..... " sorry, it was...... THE FAPPENING!

by anonymous December 29, 2023

Zyntermittent Fasting

The practice of limiting ones use of nicotine pouches to certain hours of the day in order to quit.

I used to fall asleep with an upper decky in, but ever since I started practicing zyntermittent fasting I have my last pouch of the day no later than 5:00

by Zynomination July 31, 2025

Matt’s Fasting

Restraining from carbohydrate foods for an extended period of time following a period of excessive carb loads. During this period of Matt’s fasting one will only eat increased amounts of protein rich foods while abstaining from all carbs.

This is often associated with the religion of fitness and should be practiced only by those who seek to be fit

While seeking to cut the fluff from his body and also continue to experience muscular gains Matt explained to Mel the practice of Matt’s Fasting and all of its amazing possibilities for the mind, body and soul 🙌🏽

by Thatguytho1789 June 12, 2022

Inter-smitten Fasting

Being so in love with someone that you skip meals in order to spend time with them, or don’t eat until you’re with them. It also refers to being so full of life that you don’t feel the need to eat.

I’m wasting food because of my daughter’s inter-smitten fasting. She has a new boyfriend.

by Coe2018 December 10, 2024

The Great Flattening

The feeling that everything in culture is starting to look and sound the same. Movies, memes, brands, even people online are flattened into the same vibe by algorithms and mass production.

Scrolling TikTok is like living inside The Great Flattening. Different faces, same sounds.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025