Fair Lawn

A smallish town located in Bergen County New Jersey. Where there are more temples than houses. Home of the Fair Lawn Cutters, who haven't won a football game since 1703..B.C. Though most might mistake it as a golf course at times,no, our grass is not that nice. And where everyone knows if Martin Luther King and Christopher Colombus were Jewish, we might actually have those holidays off. A place where orange is not only a color, but a skin tone as well. Lets not forget, where you can hang out in the parking lot of CVS and be cool.

Every city in America didn't have school on Christmas, except for Fair Lawn.

As the opposing team against Fair lawn had 2 and a half players, they still won 112 to 4.

by Hoda Abdulla October 21, 2005

Rosie at the fair

To be "rosie at the fair" is to lead on a boy who has no hope usually at a big public event.

Girl one: have you seen sarah flirting with mike??? Girl two: I know she's rosie at the fair :P. Girl one: he doesn't stand a chance with her, and at this public event! Girl two: it's just cruel

by NemoComehome December 16, 2011

Fair Shout

Another variation of fair enough, like thats a fair enough decision. Or just said whens theres nothing else to say.

John:Why did you do that then?
Bob:Because I felt like it.
John:Fair shout.

by Hozz12 February 22, 2009

Valley Fair

an awesome amusement park, home to the wild thing, rip tide, steel venom, the power tower, the corkscrew, the wave and lots of others.
http://www.valleyfair.com/

lets go somewhere extremely fun.

where?

valley fair.

by yeah,i rode the wild thing! February 4, 2009

Faire du Max

To overdo anything...

Maudit Max! T'es encore en train de faire du Max!
Ha non! Tu fais du Max là!

by MaxThe1 September 29, 2010

Fair beans

Fair enough

Friend 1: I'm not too bothered when it happens tbh
Friend 2: Fair beans, man. Fair beans.

by WreckedEm April 22, 2015

Fair Lawn

Ahh yes, fair lawn. Since all of these definitions are from forever ago, let’s refresh shall we. Those good ol’ fair lawn cutters still have not had much luck uhh winning a football game. But anyways. Most of our strangely large town with a small town mentality is made up of jewish people mostly from Israelis and russians. But there is some diversity trust me, especially including those who you’d never guess were born & raised in a lil white town. Although it is safe and pretty. You will not think the same during lovely times like skav and goosey night. And of course we have to remember the promenade, where everyone in their freshman year or younger spend their weekends gettin ~wild~ while simultaneously pissing off the workers.

hi, welcome to fair lawn. home of the cutters and 50 minute long graduation speeches.

would you believe me if i told you that the actual lawns of FAIR LAWN are actually quite shitty?

by welcome to our white town July 10, 2019