When you want to be able to say the word faggot and the word cunt at the same time and not get in trouble
by ChronaKaori November 30, 2024
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by anonymous August 24, 2025
Get the Fagust mug.When you're just standing there betching cuz you got it way too good and your BELLY IS JUST TOO FULL OF R-R-ROAST BEEF. All acting all like Lil' Lord Fauntleroy.
Dirk, he's just over there Fauntleroying about how good he has it. Roast beef is too tender, his girl is TOO HOT, bed is too soft and fluffy, UNDER WORKED AND OVERPAYED, cry about it.
by Eljertippy September 18, 2025
Get the Fauntleroying mug.Pronunciation: ˈfa-gət
Origin: French
Rhymes with -
baguette | faggot | maggot
1) A rainbow baguette
2) A frenchman
3) A gay man
4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line
5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic
b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver
6) your best friend
Origin: French
Rhymes with -
baguette | faggot | maggot
1) A rainbow baguette
2) A frenchman
3) A gay man
4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line
5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic
b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver
6) your best friend
ex) -- a rainbow baguette
**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**
Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"
You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."
ex2) -- a frenchman
**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"
ex3) -- gay man
**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**
You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"
ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...
**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**
**Appropriately shove him**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"
ex 5a) -- get cut off
**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**
You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"
ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid
**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**
You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"
ex6) -- BFF
**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**
You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**
Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"
You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."
ex2) -- a frenchman
**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"
ex3) -- gay man
**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**
You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"
ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...
**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**
**Appropriately shove him**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"
ex 5a) -- get cut off
**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**
You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"
ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid
**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**
You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"
ex6) -- BFF
**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**
You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
by thnc1122 May 30, 2025
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Get the Carl Fauntleroy mug.When two gay men put a baguette in the freezer and wait untill it's rock hard, than proceed to use it to penetrate each other's simultaneously, than after it has thored out one or both men proceed to eat the Faguette
Hey do you want to do the Faguette tonight?
I don't like Faguette's.
We do the Faguette all the time
I don't like Faguette's.
We do the Faguette all the time
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