Ewan

The hottest guy ever. I luv him os much if anyone every hurts an Ewan i will kill you in a second. ewan has a bbc and is precious dont touch ewan UWU!

man 1: ew ewan is so groos
everyone: OMG DONT HURT EWAN

by iamagirl69696969 April 26, 2020

Ewan

Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.

"Fuck, look at Ewan's cock bounce"

by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021

Ewan

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.

Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.

by Casifo0 February 26, 2019

ewan

a wierdo toe

you are such a ewan

by gdkbjnizfsjnhv January 01, 2023

Ewan

Definition of a small cock

Ahaha you’ve got a ewan ...

by Big bad Barry October 12, 2019

Ewan

Ha midget

Ha what a Ewan

by chikn-pog October 08, 2021

Ewan

Memelord 52

(Megalovania) 'ewan has a gun'

by Iliketrains3628172368291717136 June 13, 2023