ewan

a wierdo toe

you are such a ewan

by gdkbjnizfsjnhv January 1, 2023

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Ewan

Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.

"Fuck, look at Ewan's cock bounce"

by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021

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Ewan

Ewan is big sexy

Omg Ewan is here the one true big
Sexy

by Big mandem November 16, 2020

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ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles

i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona

by vausey9 March 2, 2021

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Ewan Warr

Probably (definitely) the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, with an amazing sense of humour and a level of maturity unbeknownst to all of man kind until he was born; Ewan is an all around excellent geezer.

(He also owns all the women including your mother)

"Omg look! Its Ewan Warr!"

by Literal_Mold March 18, 2021

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