Kaden Evans

Has no friends

Yo look at Fionn. He looks like a real Kaden Evans

by Beanz4172882 October 7, 2020

Ms Evans

some shit talking bitch , she’s so fucking racist and want us to fail our alevels because she’s stingy and won’t put the powerpoints up.

don’t be like her.
be swag.

student : “ can you put up the powerpoints up on teams, you’re going to fast ”

ms evans : “ no ”

student : “ is it because i’m black ”

( clearly it is bc if a white person asked she would’ve done it, so it’s racially motivated )

by I’m Damonphobic September 28, 2021

Phil Evans

The leetest mother fucker in the world. He owns your ass.

Bill: Dood, I saw Phil before. He is one leet mother fucker.

by Kilroy April 8, 2005

Reid Evans

Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."

Holy Shit! Did you see Reid Evans changing those tires?

by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006

Jack Evans

Has a slow pull out game and your guaranteed to get pregnant with him

literally explains Jack Evans as i know him

by Snippppper January 7, 2020

Frau Evans.

a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!

she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.

-cheeky and out.

Frau Evans. yOU CHEEKY COW! -button pops on top.. oh thats fragile.

by fruff smith July 3, 2011

Jacob Evans

Best pokemon master

He's the best Jacob Evans!!

by Naptimecatcher August 14, 2017