Ethanitis

Typically a person who smells horrendous, especially people named Ethan.

Person 1: he smells like a stinky demon today.

Person 2: holy shit he smells like fucking shit and eggs smoldering in hot trash

Person 1: oh boy, he must have a chronic case of Ethanitis.

by Bobbyjizz09 May 3, 2022

Ethanism

When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.

Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.

by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022

Eshan

Eshans are super smart but don't really participate in class, they are mostly kind and thoughtful and know a lot of definitions they always change their opinion on life jobs they sometimes go in the flow they're kinda mixed they only eat food if they like it and they always find out an excuse for everything they are also very dirty minded and that's what makes them super smart they do work alot but later on they don't do it and think that they are being treated like servants they are addicted with video games and play it 24/7 and they are so good at it.

Omg why is Eshan so good at this game
Why does Eshan know so much

by Mr mother of you mom 69 October 10, 2022

Eshai

A group of eashays

Hey dude, i saw a group of eshai walking up the street today

by Reeeeee a while Sebastian March 13, 2023

Eshan

averaging 6-7 penis size, has a close group friend of 5, is into older women preferably sisters, has a constant urge to have sex with animals.

Omg do you know who your sister was with yesterday?
Eshan

by Amba Singh March 18, 2023

Eshant

Eshant literally means an awkward, nerdy boy who is infatuated with Tanisha. He is overly eager to please her and often puts her needs before his own. He is also a bit of a simp, meaning he is overly eager to please women, and a bit of a pig, meaning he is overly eager to engage in sexual activities.

Eshant was so eager to please Tanisha that he was willing to do anything she asked, even if it meant putting his own needs aside.

by GentlemanCoach August 7, 2023

Esani

The most beautiful girl ever, fluffy hair, the most beautiful smile you'll ever see, the cutest personality ever, loves boba tea, Gilmore Girls, and is extremely friendly.

Person 1: I think I have a crush on Esani..
Person 2: WHAT?

by Hong22 June 25, 2023