Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.

When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.

by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025

Former employee V. Hubbard

An employee of some Hubbard company was fired. After his unemployment benefits ran out he tried to get his job bad and was denied to which he responded “you need to change your f-ing policies, you know what happened in Maryland.” Referencing a mass shooting that had occurred recently. He was acquitted (and rightfully so) as it was his first offense and they fail to establish probable cause.

Hym "And that's just the Former employee V. Hubbard case. There are other elements such as 'artistic expression' and 'future threat' And what the YouTube trash fails to accept is that in abusing their platform to make references to the thing I say and do in my own home and at work in an attempt to do the things I said and weaponize schizophrenia (a mental illness I do not have) and doxxing me to have people harass me proves that they have NO GENUINE FEAR that any kids are going to get stabbed. Or they're indifferent. They waiting until the knew who I was so that it wouldn't be THEIR kids and then spend year antagonizing me because even if I DO kill a child, it won't be THEIRS. They will get their vapid desire for me having my rights taken. Likely for revenge. The threat is both a future threat and continent on whether or not the politicians who are empowering them to take the law into their own hands allow my property and labor to be stolen because they know I'm not actually guilty of a crime. But whoever is responsible for what is happening to me IS that and they are covering for them so they can continue to enacted vigilante justice with something that is intended to be psychological torture. So no. These politicians need to do their fucking job and make me whole. I have rights. I know that AOC read some of it aloud on camera. If she saw the part she read, she saw the fucking AI part. So tell AOC 'We're not letting "Still coming to Epstein island Oct 8th?" Musk steal it."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Employee

a person who is forced to work for and obey another and is considered to be their property.

After the employee worked tirelessly in the field, he took a nap in his cottage.

by President Joseph R. Biden March 6, 2024

Dunkin Donuts Employee

When one is dropping "0" kills in rainbow six siege.

"Bro, I'm like CJ I'm a Dunkin Donuts Employee"

by GungaB April 6, 2024

Employee

a person who is forced to work for and obey another and is considered to be their property.

After the employee finished a long day in the field, he took a big nap.

by President Joseph R. Biden March 5, 2024

employee favoritism

Usually occurs when a member of management forms a bond with a new employee. The pair become bffs having a lot in common and become friends outside of work as well. Manager promotes new hire straight through the ranks bypassing competent employees having worked there for many years. This creates resentment and a bad work environment.

Brandy has worked here for 2 months and now she is on the top floor with her own office can we say employee favoritism!

by Tile Inc March 20, 2021

I am a celebrity employee.

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Person 1: I am a celebrity employee.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025