big fat scary cunt, who can’t walk the meter of her own legs , honkin ae fish, n fancy’s aiden raeburn rotten
by anonymous September 8, 2020
Get the jada bellington mug.Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".
Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."
-later on-
Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."
-later on-
Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"
by Jamaican Meornay September 10, 2007
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The most beautifulest grrrl on the planet! She is Kind, Funny, Pretty, and BEAUTIFUL on the inside and out ... she belongs inside a wolfpack whereby the members love her the world. If you know this girl then its a pleasure, if you don't then you're missing out - big time! She has the ability to make everyday a good one! She is also highly missed at the moment, and she needs to know how special she is! she puts the definition into perfect. No ammount of words could describe how much she means to me and how amazing she is! (but i hope this has made a start!)
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3 and I'll be there and i know when i need it i can count on Kellington like 4,3,2 and she'll be there. <3
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You can count on me like 1, 2, 3 and I'll be there and i know when i need it i can count on Kellington like 4,3,2 and she'll be there. <3
I love you.
xoxox
You seen that girl across the street wearing the John Lennon t-shirt, the bird cardigan, the brogues and the flasher mac? well i think her name is Kellington, and she is AMAZING.
by SexxPest20 July 18, 2011
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by Dante Wellington March 13, 2012
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Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.
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