Clayton Elder

A dumbass that hates humanity

look at clayton elder

what a dumbass

by iSammyJammy November 6, 2020

elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.

'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'

by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023

Elder Vibrator

When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home

"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"

by Spooky Apple May 11, 2023

young elder

Not a motivated but a disciplined person. Always honest but very sensitive. Expresses feelings through amazing rap music.

The way you just freestyled you definitely pulled a young elder

by Robert tolman December 31, 2018

elder sex

You know you want it Dallas

I want to have elder sex with you dallas

by PDAWGDANIEL September 5, 2019

Elder God

So elite humans don't interest you, only your own creations.

He's given up on people, he's an Elder God now.

by Kmanisles September 14, 2025

elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much

I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.

by 757Dickie September 25, 2023