Einstein's Folly

Description of Einstein's theory of relativity's one limitation in which special relativity is unable to apprehend compositive light and general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two photons in a single line.

Einstein's Folly states that general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two trienes or Riemann time-series in a Riemann function.

by metastatic March 15, 2022

Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014

Einstein

The smart dude who invented cool things

Me: Duuuuuuude i am like einstein
Friend: .................. Not really
Me: invent a hoverboard then

by Uarenotaman88 December 27, 2018

english einstein

this is an ironical nickname, most commonly used to describe racist white english teacher's who think reading to kill a mockingbird gives them the n word pass. this name is to describe the teachers who share a brain cell with every one of their siblings (they would have alot of them because they are very old).

teacher: oMg gUys tHeReS a WoRD cOMinG uP BuT JUst To lEt You kNOw I wOUld NEVER sAY tHIS word IN aNy oTher conTExt!1!!111 soooooooo ANYWHOO HERE IT IS:

you and your mate at the back of the classroom: wow, what an english einstein!

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

Einstein Quote

A quote that which has no definitive author, so the credit is given to Albert Einstein.

Here's an Einstein quote my mom told me "keep going, its only complicated because you haven't figured out how to do it quickly".
As Einstein once said "math is only hard if you don't understand it".

by Fff74 October 1, 2019