Einstein's Folly

Description of Einstein's theory of relativity's one limitation in which special relativity is unable to apprehend compositive light and general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two photons in a single line.

Einstein's Folly states that general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two trienes or Riemann time-series in a Riemann function.

by metastatic March 15, 2022

albert einstein from temu

me

i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019

Einsteined

A sexual act, when you have your tongue wide and crazy eyes .

"hey dude, Me and my girl were so toasted, i totally einsteined her"

by Cryzaak May 18, 2021

straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020

Einstein Quote

A quote that which has no definitive author, so the credit is given to Albert Einstein.

Here's an Einstein quote my mom told me "keep going, its only complicated because you haven't figured out how to do it quickly".
As Einstein once said "math is only hard if you don't understand it".

by Fff74 October 1, 2019

Einstein

The name "Einstein" can be used in three ways

1. Calling someone clever, smart, intelligent

2. Calling someone stupid, slow, idiot

3. Commenting on someones hair or appearance

"Yes that's an apple, Einstein"

"Look, it's Einstein!!"

by Auroris March 10, 2022